SPLURGE the ROBOT

     There was once a Robot named Splurge that loved video games. One day he decided to go and purchase the newest and greatest game system the X-SixSixtySix.  At this same time there was this young Robot that was having his "Rev 10" birthday and all he wanted was the X-SixSixtySix game system. The young Robot's parents took him to the market to purchase the game system.  It was locked behind glass and there was ONE left. Oh the GLEE the young Robot felt as he saw the new shiny game system waiting for him to play and enjoy. The young Robot's father went to look for the sales person to get the system out so he could pay for it and be on there way. While the young Robot was waiting for his dad to find the sales person, the sales person showed up. The sales person was not with the young Robot's dad, but with Splurge. The sales person unlocked the glass door and handed the Sparkling new X-SixSixtySix to the Splurge, and then he smiled and SNATCHED it out of the sales person's hands and screamed with GLEE, "MINE... YEAH!", looked at the Young Robot and started to Giggle with his robot GRIN. Splurge then ran home, RIPPED the box open, and started to play the X-SixSixtySix all night long.  As for the Young Robot, he cried himself to sleep which rusted his eyes shut... That was the last X-SixSixtySix in the Galaxy for 13 months due to the lack resources at the factories.

The END.

By. Joey Ramirez

 

   There once was a bird named Pancho, who lived in a southwest desert. He was walking home one day and saw a small kitten by the side of the road.  The kitten asked Pancho if he had any water, and told him he had not had any in three days.  Pancho told the kitten that he did not have any with him and kept walking.  When Pancho got home, he thought of that kitten and went and got a big water bucket.  He filled it with ice cold water and started on his way back to see the kitten.  As he approached the kitten he asked him (with bucket in hand), have you ever wished it would pore rain when you are so thirsty?  The kitten said "Oh YES I was thinking that all day!". Then Pancho with big smile said, well your dream is going to come true, and threw the water in the sky.  Pancho then said, nice rain fall this year...

THE END

    by: Joey Ramirez 2005

Story of Joey One day, Joey was walking along in the forest, when he saw some nuts that had fallen off a tree. "Yum!", he shouted, "I love nuts!" Joey began to lick the nuts, because he so delighted in the saltiness of nut sacks. Joey continued to eat nut after nut, until he was totally full! Then Joey realized that he had just eaten lots of fiber-o’s for breakfast. Then the exploding diarreah hit and his runny shit went everywhere. The End. Story by: SaucyCG